Jewish dating newsletter
Because she can, and she'll ensure you're drinking Manischewitz with the new Jews before you've even noticed his oversized Chai necklace. If it weren't for her, you would have literally no friends.
Know that if you get divorced (God forbid), they all side with her.
Her diary is your diary, her organizational skills are your organizational skills.
Enjoy a life of leisure, as your wife tells you where, what and when you will be vacationing every year for the rest of your lives. which she's happy to prove, by calling to "check in" 300 times a day.
But she’ll hire the perfect person to do just that, and your home life is organized, functional and easy.
Your Jewish wife is completely obsessed with her own family, and when she’s not at lunch with them, she's on the phone to them.
So, you won't face nagging when you come home late from a business dinner (but I can't promise you won't be guilt-tripped; she IS a Jewish wife after all.)She’s always on her best behavior at company events, to ensure you get the recognition you deserve and achieve your full potential.
She truly cares about your happiness and overall success.
(With advance notice and a little cajoling, of course, because we’re independent, busy people, too.)Behold: all the reasons why Jewish girls make the best wives.
Sorry to start with the obvious, but it’s got to be stated.
With every Jewish couple I know, the question is generally, "How did he get her? What we lack in naturally skinny thighs, we make up for in effort and abusing your Amex to physically enhance ourselves. Yes, you may be better at the stock market than she is (Bull and bear what?
), but can you tell by one quick glance under your oversized sunglasses, which family sunbathing by the pool is Jewish?