Unlike liberals, who amass abundant time to dream up their memes during barista shifts, conservatives have to just sort of throw things against the wall and hope they stick. Mostly it's just a rehash of the Most Interesting Man in the World, Willy Wonka...yeah, I'm snoring already.Sometimes it's semi-amusing, like this one: build the tower.
For example, God forbid, the start of a relationship.4. Mr #15 came about through the usual online dating route.I met Mr #15 not too far away from work, with the premise that we were to go for a drink and then a 'stroll' down to the Embankment to take in the rather uncharacteristically tropical clime of London in late September. The first thing that struck me was the fact that he had claimed, on a number of occasions, to be a toyboyly 27 years old.As it turns out, 'stroll' was one of Mr #15's favourite words ever, as he used it on no less than 11 occasions during the evening. However with the realisation of a rather prominent greying of a barnet that was well beyond the acceptable recession point for any man younger than 35, I suspected he had been more than creative about his date of birth.We wandered down to the tube together, and some rather awkwardly long yet desirably noncommittal words later, we went our separate ways.From the darkness of our outside position, watching the theatre of a man who, once sat cross-legged, foolishly attempted to walk across cobbles with no feeling in his lower extremities, and doing what can only be described as the 'dead leg limp' which would've won him a full Mr #15 was a really nice guy.